I Dont Like Mondays crop top, Topshop sequin disco shorts and Opening Ceremony boots

Beneath my Daisy scented, Leith Clark worshipping heart, I do sometimes like to wear trashy things. Though the ‘sexy’ (haha wut I know) effect is totally diminished by these amazingly unflattering Topshop sequin shorts. The shape is so…boxy, yet it’s made with the sort of fabric that screams “PARTY”. I like them precisely because they are incongruous.