Like the shoes? They’re made by Frye, and are my first clogs

Like the shoes? They’re made by Frye, and are my first clogs. And yes, I believe my hippy certificate is on its way to me in the mail. I really like them, they are quite comfy, but I have discovered one rather awkward result of wearing clogs: inevitable squishy noises. It sounds a little like my feet have gas.